He's not drunk he's my brother

All in all it was a pretty fun weekend. We didn't go down to the rollerderby in Tuscon... Chad wasn't bout it bout it, and since it's his first weekend back in the US I wasn't going to argue. It looks like I was the only one who picked any rollerderby teams that made... ll because I went with the home girls AZRD!!! Instead of making that long trip down to Tuscon Wee and I drove up to Flagstaff with Chad on Friday... I was off, and Wee was sick... but she still came with. Mostly for chad to do some shopping and then we went to Maloneys for lunch... Maloneys was a s always "eh?" the food never impresses me but Chad loves the Philly cheese steaks. We got home from Flag around 430... me and Wee got in a nap and around 8 we started getting ready to go out. Went to the Brooklyn cafe in the VOC. And Chad started out like the world was running outta crown royal. 5 drinks down and he started asking for doubles... a little golden tea and by 11 o clock we were ready to try out the pub for a while... not so much Chad in the parking lot "'UUUhh, mmmaaybbe weessshhuulllldd jussssss g g gooo onnnsshhome." stumbling slightly. Wee "Sure." Me "Okay" Chad laid down in the back seat and we made it all the way to trusty old exit 293- lake montezuma, and it must have been the centrifical force of the off ramp because we were about half way around it when Chad said "Hey Tariina... ummmpppullllllovvvverrrr immmmmaaa ppukke" door open, mouth open, around 50 fluid ounces of crown royal emptied out onto exit 293- lake montezuma BARRRFFF "oohhhkaay immmmaallllddoonneeaa thunnnnx." Wee drives the rest of the way home and when we arive, my dear brother needs a hand outta the car. He's not drunk he's my brother. Help him to his feet, help him walk/stumble towards the front door. I turn away for one second and he starts falling... he reaches his hand out to grab something he sees in his pariphials to stop the fall. But that thing is a rose bush... "OOOOowwwaaaahhhhjjjjuuuussss huuurrrdddd mmmaaahhhhhhaaannnnnndddd." blood dripping outta like five thorn sized holes in his hand and wrist. Stumle stumble, bump into wall and I had him in the door and right into his bed. He wasn't to bad the next day. Nor I, even though I stayed up to 4 am drinking miller lite, smoking a "cigar" and playing Blitz 2005... it was fun i guess... more loserish than anything, and i realize this... but what else is there to do when your fiance and brother are both asleep and you still feel like raging. well not raging obviously. next day... saturday we had a cookout. played some cornhole. But My aunt and uncle and cuz came. Wee's parents came. Steve o and E came and BStein brought his new young lady freind up from PHX to partake in the festivities. It was fun... last night Wee had kinda roped me into a poker game with her dad and some of his neighbors. I'm not a poker playin dude... i dont really get it... i kinda think its dumb... but i had fun giving those guys 34 of my hard earned money. o well got home around 11 and was too tired to watch the olympics so we all just crashed. all in all it was fun... it's great to have chad back, but nows he's off to the wisco and then indiana. he's pickin up his new car. 86 caddy. its no 85 chevy caprice classic but he's gonna have a smooth ride. I guess it's tannish brown, he named her Foxy Brown... she'll be Dimples sister I guess. holla im out!